January 2012
Partying with Lakota Woman until I get to page 163. Then I get to read other books, finally. Blehh why can’t it just be 7:30?
December 2011
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
That horrible moment when you realize that you've...
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
I think I will go eat a stick of butter now.
I'm trying to find vegan recipes for things that...
It’s fucking impossible!
I love me some eggs and dairy toooo much.
sarahoreilly asked: hi i agreed with a lot on your blog so i just decided to send you a nice little message. first, I WANT TO DRESS UP PRETTY TOO. but i never get to either :( can we just have a fancy dinner at someone's house where youre required to dress up? second thing: i buy sosoos much books but then i cant decide which one to read/never have time and then i get stressed out trying to decide and i buy more...
I really want an excuse to dress up all fancy and...
How come we never go out or have nice dinners???
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Since I'm too intimidated by all of the books in...
Books that I own: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and The Girl Who Played With Fire by Steig Larson
The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova …okay I’ve been reading this for a year and a half and it’s really really good so why on earth haven’t I finished it yet?
Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens...
I desperately want to read but I’m so overwhelmed by the stacks of books in my room that are all waiting to be picked up and finished.
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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Why is Robert Pattinson sooo attractive in Water for Elephants and Harry Potter but not in any of those other movies?
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
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